Table of contents
Acknowledgments.
Foreword by Dr. Kenneth Beaker
Introduction
Chapter 1. Who Moved My Brains?: The Provo Virus and YOU!
Chapter 2. The 14 Habits of Highly Effective Zombies:
Etiquette and Behavior
Chapter 3. The Courage to Medicate: Your
Pharmaceutical Options
Interlude: Tales from the Horde: Terror at Lake Romney
Chapter 4. You Are Who You Eat
Chapter 5. ReBoot Camp: Exercise and YOU
Chapter 6. You CAN Heal Your Post-Life: Care and Grooming
Interlude: Welcome to Scarlet Shores!
Chapter 7. Change Your Clothes, Change Your Post-Life:
America’s Next Top Zombie.
Chapter 8. The Koma Sutra: Wake Up Your Sex Life!
Chapter 9. What Color Is Your Unitard?: The Dead Can Kinda Dance!
Interlude: Tales from the Horde: Black Meat
Chapter 10. Tao Te Cha-Ching!: A Wealth of Spirituality in the Post-Life
Chapter 11. The Road Less Shambled: Get On With the Future
Chapter 12. Brain Soup for the Soul: Gut-Warming Tales of Success
Post Mortem
Appendix A: Recipes!
Appendix B: Recommended Viewing
Appendix C: Nonrecommended Viewing
About the Author
About the Illustrator
David P. Murphy - Zombies for Zombies - Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead [ Download ]
